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You clicked! Brave soul. The stuff I've done below is weird, but I warned you about that part.
What I didn't tell you is that I would do it again in a heartbeat.


I wrote a book along with 13 other writers over the course of 16 days. It's mostly about Elvis, aliens and pickles. I'm responsible for chapters 7 & 20, and you can download the book by clicking the image.

I published an erotic fan fiction parody of Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein' in an anthology of erotic fan fiction parodies. You can purchase the collection on Amazon. Everyone of these stories, including mine, is delightfully NSFW. You've been forewarned.

This is here because the rule of three applies to comedy and weirdness. This clown I doodled wants to tickle strangers. You can relate, right?